Financial & Family Planning: Kids Shortchanged

With parents unable to learn how to live w/in their means, they're all convinced they both have to work to raise a family. The truth is that's exactly what's necessary to properly neglect your children. But you can afford PSPs, iPods, laptops, cars, etc. -- which serve as technositters in your stead. Plus, if they become unruly you can just medicate them w/ Prozac, Zoloft, Ritalin, pot (via your absence), etc.

And we all know this is such a great retirement plan because they'll love you so much when they're older & wiser, they'll jump at the chance to spend lots of money taking care of you in your fading years. Of course, the gov't really helps the matter by draining so much money out of everyone's pockets. & what do they offer in return? A FUBAR educational system that makes American-born children unable to compete for jobs w/ illegals.

Oh, & while we're on the subject of family, why is it that "Planned Parenthood" has never helped a single couple plan the raising of their yet-unborn kids? They should be called "Planned DINK-hood." (Dual-Income, No Kids)